Disappointed that there’s not …
May/120
Disappointed that there’s not a fake twitter account for the face eating guy.
Just remember, the face eater …
May/120
Just remember, the face eater had the same vote as you do.
KYLESA – Don’t Look Back http:…
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KYLESA – Don’t Look Back http://t.co/VMbmsFOJ < good song, what I’m trying to do.
What’s that SLAYER news? Yes p…
May/120
What’s that SLAYER news? Yes please http://t.co/u1g5uGo1 New EP soon.
so much love in that room RT @…
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so much love in that room RT @almightygod: Toddler excites church with his song “Ain’t no homos gonna go to Heaven.” http://t.co/CrCpkqXB
I’m happy the guy’s name was R…
May/120
I’m happy the guy’s name was Rudy RT @thanatos_net: Is this how the zombie apocalypse finally begins? http://t.co/ZM6NjQhJ
I mean, haven’t buddhists ever…
May/120
I mean, haven’t buddhists ever heard of signs? sharpies and poster board is under $10.
You know buddhist usually get …
May/120
You know buddhist usually get a pass from #atheists , but I check out the second a buddhist lights himself on fire to protest.
more farts than woman RT @TheR…
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more farts than woman RT @TheRealOderus: This Queen doesn’t fool me. She eats crackers in bed and farts constantly.
so in other words, I rarely ta…
May/120
so in other words, I rarely talk to people. but on the internet thats perfectly normal.
I almost never write emails, o…
May/120
I almost never write emails, outside of work emails, anymore. I’ll usually talk to people with and @ on twitter.
One of the many reasons I can’…
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One of the many reasons I can’t hold office in my home state http://t.co/JVcrWihu #atheist #texas
“people making jokes about som…
May/120
“people making jokes about something that just happened, then saying thats old to stuff that happened yesterday” – me explaining twitter
I don’t know whats worse, havi…
May/120
I don’t know whats worse, having a problem, or doing a google search and finding everyone else has the same problem.
Today is the Texas Primary, a …
May/120
Today is the Texas Primary, a day to choose which zzzzzzzzzz
watching @henryrollins animal …
May/120
watching @henryrollins animal underworld, really interesting show.
But on the bright side I’ve av…
May/120
But on the bright side I’ve avoided the heat by playing diablo for the last 2 hours
Gas prices have continued to d…
May/120
Gas prices have continued to drop, I guess we can blame Obama for that.
Chia seeds are the new health …
May/120
Chia seeds are the new health food rage. I’m going to try them, as soon as I figure out where on my body to plant them.
They did a record with Lou Ree…
May/120
They did a record with Lou Reed, why doesn’t Metallica record a record with Ozzy?
When fox news is covering Syri…
May/120
When fox news is covering Syria, you know the situation is grave. Hey and only 6 months after its gotten bad.
Walking away from a problem he…
May/120
Walking away from a problem helps me more often than not in solving it.
If I live to be 100, I’ll be s…
May/120
If I live to be 100, I’ll be sure to tell everyone I drank lots of baby blood for longevity.
I played diablo 3 for a solid …
May/120
I played diablo 3 for a solid hour this morning. The game is basically digital crack.
I tried to do stuff today. but…
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I tried to do stuff today. but not doing something counts as something, right?
RT @GodlessAtheist: Rudy Gard…
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RT @GodlessAtheist: Rudy Gardea, Houston Texas USA #ATHEISTROLLCALL #atheism
Real Time: Bill Maher Wonders …
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Real Time: Bill Maher Wonders Why the Right Is So Mad At Obama When He Is Too – @Gawker http://t.co/cPBG7DTw
I have dozens of #Rammstein pi…
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I have dozens of #Rammstein pictures, be thankful I don’t post them.
A bunch of people screaming in…
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A bunch of people screaming in German raising one arm, thats always ended well #RAMMSTEIN
Nothing like German industrial…
May/120
Nothing like German industrial metal to raise the spirits #RAMMSTEIN
if it wasn’t for tinnitus, the…
May/120
if it wasn’t for tinnitus, the voices in my head would be unbearable
RT @allisonkilkenny: Ugh, seri…
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RT @allisonkilkenny: Ugh, seriously. Fuck you. http://t.co/CqYZmMZo
There’s a FBI job fair going o…
May/120
There’s a FBI job fair going on in the lobby of my office, must find another way to exit.
watching dragon dock with the …
May/120
watching dragon dock with the space station, live online. truly amazing
Marijuana should be legalized,…
May/120
Marijuana should be legalized, no doubt, so someone has to start pushing for it more.
First Open Atheist Candidate F…
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First Open Atheist Candidate For GA Legislature Would Legalize Marijuana http://t.co/ZbI0vm7K <sounds good, they’ll shoot him though
I took the blue pill, and I ju…
May/120
I took the blue pill, and I just finished eating a granola bar. Might have been the wrong choice.
And @DougBenson read three of …
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And @DougBenson read three of my tweets onstage! #3rdtimesthecharm #tinkerbell #fart