Disappointed that there’s not a fake twitter account for the face eating guy.
Just remember, the face eater had the same vote as you do.
KYLESA – Don’t Look Back http://t.co/VMbmsFOJ < good song, what I’m trying to do.
What’s that SLAYER news? Yes please http://t.co/u1g5uGo1 New EP soon.
I mean, haven’t buddhists ever heard of signs? sharpies and poster board is under $10.
You know buddhist usually get a pass from #atheists , but I check out the second a buddhist lights himself on fire to protest.
more farts than woman RT @TheRealOderus: This Queen doesn’t fool me. She eats crackers in bed and farts constantly.
so in other words, I rarely talk to people. but on the internet thats perfectly normal.
I almost never write emails, outside of work emails, anymore. I’ll usually talk to people with and @ on twitter.
“people making jokes about something that just happened, then saying thats old to stuff that happened yesterday” – me explaining twitter
I don’t know whats worse, having a problem, or doing a google search and finding everyone else has the same problem.
Today is the Texas Primary, a day to choose which zzzzzzzzzz
watching @henryrollins animal underworld, really interesting show.
But on the bright side I’ve avoided the heat by playing diablo for the last 2 hours
Gas prices have continued to drop, I guess we can blame Obama for that.
Chia seeds are the new health food rage. I’m going to try them, as soon as I figure out where on my body to plant them.
They did a record with Lou Reed, why doesn’t Metallica record a record with Ozzy?
When fox news is covering Syria, you know the situation is grave. Hey and only 6 months after its gotten bad.
Walking away from a problem helps me more often than not in solving it.
If I live to be 100, I’ll be sure to tell everyone I drank lots of baby blood for longevity.
I played diablo 3 for a solid hour this morning. The game is basically digital crack.
I tried to do stuff today. but not doing something counts as something, right?
I have dozens of #Rammstein pictures, be thankful I don’t post them.
A bunch of people screaming in German raising one arm, thats always ended well #RAMMSTEIN
Nothing like German industrial metal to raise the spirits #RAMMSTEIN
if it wasn’t for tinnitus, the voices in my head would be unbearable
There’s a FBI job fair going on in the lobby of my office, must find another way to exit.
watching dragon dock with the space station, live online. truly amazing
Marijuana should be legalized, no doubt, so someone has to start pushing for it more.
First Open Atheist Candidate For GA Legislature Would Legalize Marijuana http://t.co/ZbI0vm7K <sounds good, they’ll shoot him though
I took the blue pill, and I just finished eating a granola bar. Might have been the wrong choice.