So @odizzleshome believes in g…
Dec/110
So @odizzleshome believes in god, so right now @ssistos and I are asking why.
RT @conanobrienswyf Jenny McCa…
Dec/110
RT @conanobrienswyf Jenny McCarthy looks great for her age and having autism.
Tonight we will be podcasting,…
Dec/110
Tonight we will be podcasting, ringing in the new year in as sad as possible rbtts.com
RT @David_Feldman_: To anybody…
Dec/110
RT @David_Feldman_: To anybody whose feelings I may have hurt in 2011 you deserved it, and expect more of the same in 2012.
No, I love being called from w…
Dec/110
No, I love being called from work on a Saturday afternoon because of a phishing email #hate #infosick
RT @DanaJGould: The sad thing …
Dec/110
RT @DanaJGould: The sad thing about Baby New Year is knowing he dies on his first birthday.
SOPA: Who’s in and who’s out? …
Dec/110
SOPA: Who’s in and who’s out? http://t.co/KUuGSD4U via @engadget
RT @meganamram: What’s the pre…
Dec/110
RT @meganamram: What’s the preferred spelling of “Gaddhafi”?? (I’m getting a tramp stamp)
Twitter is having issues today…
Dec/110
Twitter is having issues today, what happens if I can’t tweet?
There’s a show I kept hearing …
Dec/110
There’s a show I kept hearing about, “The Inbetweeners”. Found an episode online, really funny show.
If anyone on my timeline days,…
Dec/110
If anyone on my timeline days, “this is the last tweet of the year” I’ll unfollow.
Watch This: Freaky—This …
Dec/110
Watch This: Freaky—This Simple Trick Lets You See the Blood Vessels In Your Eye – @Gizmodo http://t.co/prX6UjhZ
Oh, it’s still referred to as …
Dec/110
Oh, it’s still referred to as NYE and not new years eve. Just say it, it’s only once a year.
#ff @ChristinaP @tomsegura the…
Dec/110
#ff @ChristinaP @tomsegura the power couple of podcasts. They both have great records out too.
#ff @billhicks_movie my person…
Dec/110
#ff @billhicks_movie my personal favorite movie this year. One of the best documentaries around.
#ff @rippedlikejesus Oh and he…
Dec/110
#ff @rippedlikejesus Oh and he’s got a cool band @reigningmonarch who have an album that you should listen to
#ff @rippedlikejesus Greg Behr…
Dec/110
#ff @rippedlikejesus Greg Behrendt has a great podcast, and a great special on netflix #doublecardigan
comedians have taught me a lot…
Dec/110
comedians have taught me a lot about life, and there are some great ones on twitter
if you tell someone to “Think”…
Dec/110
if you tell someone to “Think” and they get offended, that person isn’t worth the time of day
RT @posthumanist: Women are th…
Dec/110
RT @posthumanist: Women are the most dedicated Bigfoot hunters because you know what they say.
Bill Bryson quote http://t.co/…
Dec/110
Bill Bryson quote http://t.co/jeQHXPBV < That is a great book
Every time local news reads th…
Dec/110
Every time local news reads their own Facebook comments, an aborted fetus gets crushed under the foot of a meth head.
I make it a point to never att…
Dec/110
I make it a point to never attend any sort of “sale-a-bration”
I’m old enough to remember whe…
Dec/110
I’m old enough to remember when basketball players didn’t have tattoos
Somehow iTunes match turned of…
Dec/110
Somehow iTunes match turned off on my main computer, so I had to turn it back on. I don’t know how that happened.
Ok, Im going to use chrome mor…
Dec/110
Ok, Im going to use chrome more often. It seems more stable able than before.
I know xmas is over, but I sti…
Dec/110
I know xmas is over, but I still love a good carol http://t.co/v8jSSKBK
RT @kylekinane: I want crab le…
Dec/110
RT @kylekinane: I want crab legs. Not to eat, but like in place of my own legs.
RT @kylekinane Once you realiz…
Dec/110
RT @kylekinane Once you realize Sarah Jessica Parker is Dee Snider, everything else falls into place.
RT @MarylandMudflap: My New Ye…
Dec/110
RT @MarylandMudflap: My New Year’s resolution is pretty straight forward: Kill a bigfoot.
RT @robdelaney: No. RT @Barack…
Dec/110
RT @robdelaney: No. RT @BarackObama: Where do hipsters in the Middle East shop? Turban Outfitters!! #LOL #HealingThruLaughter
According to the questions on …
Dec/110
According to the questions on the commercial, I could qualify for a power scooter.
RT @JennyJohnsonHi5: The troop…
Dec/110
RT @JennyJohnsonHi5: The troops must be sick of Kid Rock and Toby Keith.
Still in that purgatory betwee…
Dec/110
Still in that purgatory between Xmas and new years. The last week of December gets a raw deal.
We get it, the media wants the…
Dec/110
We get it, the media wants the presidential run to be a reality show. But no one wins this show.
Rant: How the Hashtag Is Ruini…
Dec/110
Rant: How the Hashtag Is Ruining the English Language – @Gizmodo http://t.co/n8t4wKj3
I caught part of a bon jovi co…
Dec/110
I caught part of a bon jovi concert on tv, can we start the death hoax again?
“Troll Hunter”, great flick, i…
Dec/110
“Troll Hunter”, great flick, it’s in netflix streaming. Worth a watch.