Why don’t you hear about peopl…
Sep/100
Why don’t you hear about people being raised by wolves anymore?
My favorite show, and a show I…
Sep/100
My favorite show, and a show I don’t like are together. #30rock and cash cab
Went through the day in a sick…
Sep/100
Went through the day in a sick haze, but got a lot accomplished. I should be sick more often.
RT @roughdiction: Being sodomi…
Sep/100
RT @roughdiction: Being sodomized would be more desirable than this surprise meeting.
RT @boingboing HOWTO: Make Dex…
Sep/100
RT @boingboing HOWTO: Make Dexter blood-slide candies – Boing Boing http://bit.ly/aX11Lt | no good reason for this, but I’d eat one
I guess with my spelling, mayb…
Sep/100
I guess with my spelling, maybe I am sick. #firstruleoffightclub
Or if I’m actually sick, I’ll …
Sep/100
Or if I’m actually sick, I’ll goo to work tomorrow and lick everyones keyboard so that way the office will be freed. #tylerdurden
I’d like to thank the rag weed…
Sep/100
I’d like to thank the rag weed for making me feel like I got beat up tonight
@SweetLeafApril Yeah I’m sure …
Sep/100
@SweetLeafApril Yeah I’m sure you don’t want some camera man following you exclusively
Looks like Greg Giraldo, great…
Sep/100
Looks like Greg Giraldo, great comedian, has died. Terrible news.
@SweetLeafApril sweet leaf, bu…
Sep/100
@SweetLeafApril sweet leaf, but of course you’d be part of the show, I see ace of cakes and think you guys would be great in that.
@SweetLeafApril just been busy…
Sep/100
@SweetLeafApril just been busy working. When are you guys going to make a show a la Ace of Cakes?
if your cell falls off the hoo…
Sep/100
if your cell falls off the hood of your car, feel lucky that it even works. #besadmin
Done RT @badbanana: It’s Natio…
Sep/100
Done RT @badbanana: It’s National Pee Three Times Before Noon Day.
the weather is great, and it s…
Sep/100
the weather is great, and it should stay like this for at least another 8 days #weather #houston #noonecares
@skquinn I just don’t like the…
Sep/100
@skquinn I just don’t like the fact that I get told noting of the status of the move until its done
I finally moved all my domains…
Sep/100
I finally moved all my domains to one registrar, only took a few years #lazy
“@pattonoswalt: Why don’t ab…
Sep/100
“@pattonoswalt: Why don’t abortion clinics advertise like fireworks warehouses?”
User interaction is overrated,…
Sep/100
User interaction is overrated, just look at YouTube comments
I just disagree with a major n…
Sep/100
I just disagree with a major news outlet like CNN reading tweets.
RT @AtheistMedia: Derren Brown…
Sep/100
RT @AtheistMedia: Derren Brown – Intelligent Design http://goo.gl/fb/4eAGJ
I’ll just assume everyone does…
Sep/100
I’ll just assume everyone does RT @RushLyricWisdom: I have that urge a lot.
Whenever I see a cop, I automa…
Sep/100
Whenever I see a cop, I automatically try to think of the best way to steal their gun. Just me?
RT @MrTeller: No surprise: a …
Sep/100
RT @MrTeller: No surprise: a survey shows that atheists know more about religion than believers. http://tinyurl.com/2fpwc47
I guess it’s too late for me t…
Sep/100
I guess it’s too late for me to be submitted for a nobel this year, for tweeting. #maybenextyear
Bill Maher interviews Richard …
Sep/100
Bill Maher interviews Richard Tillman http://youtu.be/_t_V_7U8qdc I like this guy
RT @GoddessGeek: Bad Aliens wi…
Sep/100
RT @GoddessGeek: Bad Aliens with Kitty Mervine, with the Houston Skeptics Society, Nov 4!
before cell phones, what would…
Sep/100
before cell phones, what would you look at when nothing was going on?
I don’t care if that last twee…
Sep/100
I don’t care if that last tweet was a real story or not, that was hilarious
Segway Inc. owner rides over c…
Sep/100
Segway Inc. owner rides over cliff to his death http://t.co/z6xXdTN via @engadget