Why don’t you hear about people being raised by wolves anymore?
My favorite show, and a show I don’t like are together. #30rock and cash cab
Went through the day in a sick haze, but got a lot accomplished. I should be sick more often.
RT @roughdiction: Being sodomized would be more desirable than this surprise meeting.
I guess with my spelling, maybe I am sick. #firstruleoffightclub
Or if I’m actually sick, I’ll goo to work tomorrow and lick everyones keyboard so that way the office will be freed. #tylerdurden
I’d like to thank the rag weed for making me feel like I got beat up tonight
@SweetLeafApril Yeah I’m sure you don’t want some camera man following you exclusively
Looks like Greg Giraldo, great comedian, has died. Terrible news.
@SweetLeafApril sweet leaf, but of course you’d be part of the show, I see ace of cakes and think you guys would be great in that.
@SweetLeafApril just been busy working. When are you guys going to make a show a la Ace of Cakes?
if your cell falls off the hood of your car, feel lucky that it even works. #besadmin
Done RT @badbanana: It’s National Pee Three Times Before Noon Day.
@skquinn I just don’t like the fact that I get told noting of the status of the move until its done
I finally moved all my domains to one registrar, only took a few years #lazy
“@pattonoswalt: Why don’t abortion clinics advertise like fireworks warehouses?”
User interaction is overrated, just look at YouTube comments
I just disagree with a major news outlet like CNN reading tweets.
I’ll just assume everyone does RT @RushLyricWisdom: I have that urge a lot.
Whenever I see a cop, I automatically try to think of the best way to steal their gun. Just me?
I guess it’s too late for me to be submitted for a nobel this year, for tweeting. #maybenextyear
Bill Maher interviews Richard Tillman http://youtu.be/_t_V_7U8qdc I like this guy
RT @GoddessGeek: Bad Aliens with Kitty Mervine, with the Houston Skeptics Society, Nov 4!
before cell phones, what would you look at when nothing was going on?
I don’t care if that last tweet was a real story or not, that was hilarious