Thanks to movies, I can tell t…

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Thanks to movies, I can tell the difference between a British/South African/Australian accent

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Its so hot the farts have lost…

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Its so hot the farts have lost their potency

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Going to the eye doctor, just …

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Going to the eye doctor, just for a routine cleaning.

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And of course 2 minutes after …

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And of course 2 minutes after the tweet, the power is back.

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Power company said it should b…

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Power company said it should be back online by 11 am, so it will be the longest two hours of my life.

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The lack of sound from all my …

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The lack of sound from all my electronics is deafening.

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And que the rain. best day off…

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And que the rain. best day off ever? This one is working its way up the charts.

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Well as feral as you can with …

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Jul/10
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Well as feral as you can with a blackberry

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15 minutes without power and I…

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15 minutes without power and I’ve already gone feral

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Well at least I know the UPS u…

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Well at least I know the UPS units I have work fine.

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An electrical transformer, not…

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Jul/10
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An electrical transformer, not optimus prime

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And my day off begins with a b…

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And my day off begins with a blown transformer, and me sitting in the dark.

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