the ‘more like this person’ fe…
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the ‘more like this person’ feature makes me that much less unique , but luckily are quite wrong.
but it’s really weird when the…
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but it’s really weird when they balk at you when you say it’s not.
It’s always so weird when peop…
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It’s always so weird when people still insist that things are getting worse
Well, if nothing else, I’m at …
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Well, if nothing else, I’m at least close to an answer. #justbereadytoshootme
I believe that’s for a chimpan…
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I believe that’s for a chimpanzee RT @ssistos: At CVS and found the poormans Sham-wow. http://tweetphoto.com/35822496
http://www.sysadminday.com/ th…
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http://www.sysadminday.com/ thats right, be nice to your system admins today.
Get-Mailbox -resultsize unlimi…
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Get-Mailbox -resultsize unlimited | where {$_.name -like “x*” } #powershell #shootme #longday
Remember, only 4 more shopping…
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Remember, only 4 more shopping months until the war on xmas begins
eseutil /p /dif you know this,…
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eseutil /p /dif you know this, than you have probably wanted to jump out the window too #shootme #exchange2010
RT @Zaius13: I’ve enhanced my …
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RT @Zaius13: I’ve enhanced my sexual performance by including the air guitar solo from “By-Tor and the Snowdog”.
No joke, I/O nightmare exchang…
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No joke, I/O nightmare exchange2010 RT @cswolf: Pray: email virtualization pitfalls include I/O, memory, and storage http://bit.ly/9qNzF5
RT @CamelToad: #BaggedAndBoard…
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RT @CamelToad: #BaggedAndBoarded 63 now online! http://tinyurl.com/36een5b Subscribe/Comment/Masturbate/Learn to love. Please RT!
MorbidMemo.com: If you really …
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MorbidMemo.com: If you really care http://www.morbidmemo.com/?p=243
Comcast To Customer: Pay Us $0…
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Comcast To Customer: Pay Us $0.00 Or We’ll Cancel Your Service http://bit.ly/bxrpnT #fail
so you can negate a douchey co…
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so you can negate a douchey comment by using the phrase “just saying”?
RT @Zaius13: The most embarras…
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RT @Zaius13: The most embarrassing part about farting myself awake was that it was the most interesting aspect of my PowerPoint presentation
RT @DearAnyone: Dream as if yo…
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RT @DearAnyone: Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’re being watched by a man with a rusty knife.
Keep Your Eyes on Their Feet t…
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Keep Your Eyes on Their Feet to Cut Through Large Crowds Like Butter http://bit.ly/bSdlew This does work, I do it often.
RT @AtheistMedia: Arguing with…
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RT @AtheistMedia: Arguing with Non-Skeptics, Part 1 of 2 http://goo.gl/fb/Qogoa
The tweets are already here, w…
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The tweets are already here, we just channel them down #silly
I knew it is going to be ‘one …
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I knew it is going to be ‘one of those days’, so I of course got up at 2 to take it all in.
What do CorpseoftheWeek.com an…
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What do CorpseoftheWeek.com and high school girls have in common? That’s right! A facebook page! Go ‘like’ it. http://bit.ly/9IT2c6
RT @eddiepepitone: WikiLeaks i…
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RT @eddiepepitone: WikiLeaks is ready to release the data on my eating habits.
“Mamma’s don’t let you’re babi…
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“Mamma’s don’t let you’re babies grow up to be exchange admins” #exhange2010 #shootme
RT @TheOnion: Lady Gaga Kidnap…
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RT @TheOnion: Lady Gaga Kidnaps Commissioner Gordon http://onion.com/8YPjbX
There is enough organic materi…
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There is enough organic material in my keyboard now to make a human.
I saw a person in the parking …
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I saw a person in the parking garage playing farmville on their laptop in their car. What?
RT @roughdiction: Imagine all …
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RT @roughdiction: Imagine all of the boring shit I could be reading about your life right now on Facebook if I didn’t delete you months ago.
Turn on circular logging or sh…
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Turn on circular logging or shoot myself #sophieschoice #exchange2010
Dear dude with the face transp…
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Dear dude with the face transplant: Was the other face that bad? Cause this one isn’t that great kthxbye
if you are booking rooms for 1…
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if you are booking rooms for 10 weeks of meetings, you really don’t like to work at all.
oh great NOW it’s cool to be a…
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oh great NOW it’s cool to be a geek, where was that when I was a kid? Now I’m transcended to looser. Fingers crossed for the next trend.
i thought about writing six di…
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i thought about writing six different tweets before I wrote this crap.
RT @eddiepepitone: People who …
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RT @eddiepepitone: People who say this country is great have not met my family.
I saw ‘Wicked’, its very well …
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I saw ‘Wicked’, its very well done. http://tweetphoto.com/34943558
To bad, the kid was probably d…
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To bad, the kid was probably delicious RT @GoddessGeek: Walked out of restaurant w/o ordering due to screeching kid,parents oblivious.
dear app developers, quit bein…
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dear app developers, quit being cute and just make sure it works
I worked all but 4 days of the…
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I worked all but 4 days of the last 2 months #burnedout #crybaby
then you when your nice to som…
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then you when your nice to someone, and they are rude to you, just tweet about them #passiveagressive
but on the other hand, it’s al…
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but on the other hand, it’s always better to be nice to people
I saw a woman breast feeding i…
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I saw a woman breast feeding in the mall, luckily there wasn’t a line.
I bought new glasses today, th…
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I bought new glasses today, that’s about exciting as it gets http://tweetphoto.com/34696852