#notetoself Dee snyder and sar…
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#notetoself Dee snyder and sarah jessica parker look alike
A hurricane is hitting land, s…
Jun/100
A hurricane is hitting land, so you know what that means? In converting milibars to barometic pressure.
RT @KenPlume: Here’s wishing a…
Jun/100
RT @KenPlume: Here’s wishing a speedy recovery to lovable bastard Christopher Hitchens… http://is.gd/davIM #fuckcancer
With a few bands of the hurric…
Jun/100
With a few bands of the hurricane looming over Houston, if I hear one person say “hunker down” I will rip their spine out #nojoke
The great thing about twitter …
Jun/100
The great thing about twitter is when I think things are getting too heavy, I can throw out some fart jokes.
#everfart so bad then send a h…
Jun/100
#everfart so bad then send a hurricane hunter plane out for it?
RT @Brain_Wash: I’m thinking o…
Jun/100
RT @Brain_Wash: I’m thinking of a number between one and shut the fuck up.
Troubleshooting a bad stick of…
Jun/100
Troubleshooting a bad stick of RAM is as sexy as it sounds
If I start learning “La Villa …
Jun/100
If I start learning “La Villa Strangiato” now, I should have it down in 4 years.
You kids with your cable modem…
Jun/100
You kids with your cable modems, I had to dail in at 2400 baud on aol in my day #oldmantweets
So I guess you tube added a vu…
Jun/100
So I guess you tube added a vuvuzela button to videos. So you can hear the horns over what you’re watching.
RT @Zaius13: A man’s worth sho…
Jun/100
RT @Zaius13: A man’s worth should only be measured by how many of his co-workers know him as “the burping guy”.
of me thinks, ‘why am I making…
Jun/100
of me thinks, ‘why am I making a list, I just sike myself out when I make a list”. So on with the list.
I start making a list of thing…
Jun/100
I start making a list of things I have to do this week and part of me thinks “how am I going to get all of this done”, and the other part
and when I got to my desk ther…
Jun/100
and when I got to my desk there is was, so thank you future me to anticipating my needs. #futureme
Walking into the office, I was…
Jun/100
Walking into the office, I was thinking I need to get a bottle water. I get to my desk and forgot I bought one friday morning
A storm is now in the southwes…
Jun/100
A storm is now in the southwest gulf. So I could be sitting in the dark by the end of the week.
MorbidMemo.com: Sen. Robert By…
Jun/100
MorbidMemo.com: Sen. Robert Byrd http://www.morbidmemo.com/?p=234
Two unrelated thoughts: Tony H…
Jun/100
Two unrelated thoughts: Tony Hayward was arrogant in front of congress. When did assassinations go out of style?
RT @davio1962: The 15 minutes …
Jun/100
RT @davio1962: The 15 minutes I spent outside in the heat and humidity today was about 30 minutes too long.
If you say you enjoy the heat,…
Jun/100
If you say you enjoy the heat, come down to houston and stand on the sidewalk for an hour. Then we’ll chat. #heattweet
Come to Galveston: our pelican…
Jun/100
Come to Galveston: our pelicans are 37% less covered in oil!
I start to get annoyed over ho…
Jun/100
I start to get annoyed over how pretentious people are on twitter. Then I remember I post fart jokes, and that evens it out.
#everfart so bad bp uses you t…
Jun/100
#everfart so bad bp uses you to get attention off of them?
Got the heaviest gauge I’ve us…
Jun/100
Got the heaviest gauge I’ve used, feels good. I down tuned to Eb and it has a good sound. http://tweetphoto.com/29377490
I guess its appropriate to re-…
Jun/100
I guess its appropriate to re-string a guitar while watching Rush
Watching Rush: Beyond the Ligh…
Jun/100
Watching Rush: Beyond the Lighted Stage. Excellent doc, Rush is such a great band.
I was getting a lot of spam af…
Jun/100
I was getting a lot of spam after the wordpress upgrade. I didn’t notice it disabled the captcha #payattention
If they gave Oscars for awkwar…
Jun/100
If they gave Oscars for awkwardness, ‘Paper Heart’ would win easily. Intersting flick.
Apple always get the lable of …
Jun/100
Apple always get the lable of ‘cult’. But if feel linux really has more of the cult feel.
Weight loss tip: get on a scal…
Jun/100
Weight loss tip: get on a scale. You’ll cry too much to eat.
It’s been a year since Michael…
Jun/100
It’s been a year since Michael Jackson died, and not one trending topic about it.
I just retired our first ESXi …
Jun/100
I just retired our first ESXi 3.5 cluster, now I’m on ESXi 4 completely.
#everfart so bad you have to h…
Jun/100
#everfart so bad you have to hire dick cheney’s pr firm to cover it up?
RT @pattonoswalt: If jury duty…
Jun/100
RT @pattonoswalt: If jury duty had a chest, I would take a doody on it.
that last tweet was technical …
Jun/100
that last tweet was technical jargon, and not code for anything else.
I hate trouble shooting someth…
Jun/100
I hate trouble shooting something for a while, just to find out I fat fingered a gateway.
The governors of texas and lou…
Jun/100
The governors of texas and louisiana have declared a day of prayer this sunday for the oil spill #FAIL #GOCLEANAPELICAN