#notetoself napping out of fea…
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#notetoself napping out of fear, isn’t a good thing to add to your resume
#notetoself napping out of fea…
May/100
#notetoself napping out of fear, isn’t a good thing to add to your resume
RT @benmarvin: All the best cr…
May/100
RT @benmarvin: All the best crunk songs use guitar riffs from Slayer.
I saw Iron Man 2. It was good,…
May/100
I saw Iron Man 2. It was good, dialog was a bit weak at points, but good overall.
Have you heard the rumor that …
May/100
Have you heard the rumor that all BP gas nozzles are covered in dog feces? Well can you spread that rumor around?
I’m in the middle of exchange …
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I’m in the middle of exchange 2010 migration, IE I would almost rather be dead.
MorbidMemo.com: Dennis Hopper …
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MorbidMemo.com: Dennis Hopper dies http://www.morbidmemo.com/?p=226
Then the CNN guy said, “both s…
May/100
Then the CNN guy said, “both songs have rolling stone in the title and its on rolling stone magazine I don’t know about that” moron.
the # 2 song was from the Roll…
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the # 2 song was from the Rolling Stones “Can’t get no satisfaction”.
they were going over the list …
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they were going over the list of the top 500 songs picked by rolling stone magazine.
Guy on CNN didn’t know the Bob…
May/100
Guy on CNN didn’t know the Bob Dylan song “Like a Rolling Stone”. I feel rather angry about that.
This was the busiest week I’ve…
May/100
This was the busiest week I’ve had in a while. Lots accomplished, but still around 70% more to go.
MorbidMemo.com: Gary Coleman D…
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MorbidMemo.com: Gary Coleman Died http://www.morbidmemo.com/?p=224
Psychedelic symbol in Botticel…
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Psychedelic symbol in Botticelli’s Venus and Mars http://bit.ly/bKedHZ a story for @joerogan
RT @GoddessGeek: Christopher H…
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RT @GoddessGeek: Christopher Hitchens at Brazos Bookstore July 8 – Houston Skeptic Society http://bit.ly/bORwWQ
Professing your love by changi…
May/100
Professing your love by changing your facebook status, is the new getting tattoos of each others name
Listening to part 2 of the @ma…
May/100
Listening to part 2 of the @marcmaron podcast with carlos mencia. He (mencia) really is swiming for answers, total douche.
New reality show starts today …
May/100
New reality show starts today “So You Think You Can Commit Suicide?”
If I had a choice between a dr…
May/100
If I had a choice between a drano enemia and and working with the network team, I seriously think the drano wouldn’t hurt as bad.
13 hour day today, and it all …
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13 hour day today, and it all came down to a blocked smtp port #25 #checktheasarules
How Cheetos are made http://bi…
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How Cheetos are made http://bit.ly/bVTHZa The most important article on the entire internet.
#notetoself don’t write suicid…
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#notetoself don’t write suicide note in twitter, there is simply enough space to convey the pure lament that one is suffering currently and
If I could take back all the s…
May/100
If I could take back all the stupid things I’ve ever said, I would have never said anything ever.
Today is Towel Day, and like H…
May/100
Today is Towel Day, and like Hitch Hikers Guide: Don’t Panic.
MorbidMemo.com: SLIPKNOT Bassi…
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MorbidMemo.com: SLIPKNOT Bassist Found Dead http://www.morbidmemo.com/?p=222
Exchnage 2010 migration, I thi…
May/100
Exchnage 2010 migration, I think I’ll try pulling my hair out to see if that works.
I meant the hole in Bret Micha…
May/100
I meant the hole in Bret Michael’s ‘heart’ proves it. But the last tweet also makes sense.
I always knew Poison’s music d…
May/100
I always knew Poison’s music didn’t have much heart, and the hole Bret Michael’s proves it.
And I got to the end of wtfpod…
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And I got to the end of wtfpod.com and @marcmaron said the interview didn’t sit right with him. So Next episode is a follow up.
Listening to carlos mencia on …
May/100
Listening to carlos mencia on @wtfpod. I don’t know, he’s swimming for explanations, and seems insincere
WTF Podcast with @marcmaron ha…
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WTF Podcast with @marcmaron has an interview with carlos mencia
RT @Zaius13: An old lady at ch…
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RT @Zaius13: An old lady at church told me to shut my mouth! Like it’s even possible to masturbate with your mouth closed.
It bothers me when someone say…
May/100
It bothers me when someone says “I can’t wait for ‘X’” because they will have to wait regardless.
How does the joke not get old?…
May/100
How does the joke not get old? RT @ssistos: RED DEAD REDEMPTION is amazing. I just put my name in…..THRILLHOUSE!
Geek Alphabet http://www.boing…
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Geek Alphabet http://www.boingboing.net/2010/05/21/geek-alphabet.html
Slayer Performs “World Painted…
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Slayer Performs “World Painted Blood” on Jimmy Kimmel http://bit.ly/dqhHgF
Like criminals in the night, t…
May/100
Like criminals in the night, the texas school board passes their curriculum. They do it on a friday afternoon.
Its not that oil is evil, its …
May/100
Its not that oil is evil, its not, its the criminal negligence of BP. How are they still not in jail?
Yahoo has Pong. RT @ssistos: O…
May/100
Yahoo has Pong. RT @ssistos: Oh yeah, well BING has tic-tac-toe!! Beat that google.
Jupiter lost a stripe, I guess…
May/100
Jupiter lost a stripe, I guess it got a demotion. Ok, I’ll boo myself on that one.
almost nothing better than to …
May/100
almost nothing better than to be scheduled for a meeting, then get told you don’t need to go. Must be what getting out of prison feels like.
SLAYER live on Jimmy Kimmel ht…
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SLAYER live on Jimmy Kimmel http://bit.ly/c8CBr1 “Hate World Wide”
Setting up windows this mornin…
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Setting up windows this morning http://tweetphoto.com/23312157
If you buy a presale ticket of…
May/100
If you buy a presale ticket of sex and the city 2 on fandango, you get your period for free.