In space, noone can hear your …

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In space, noone can hear your southern accent.

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#notetoself napping out of fea…

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#notetoself napping out of fear, isn’t a good thing to add to your resume

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#notetoself napping out of fea…

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#notetoself napping out of fear, isn’t a good thing to add to your resume

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RT @benmarvin: All the best cr…

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RT @benmarvin: All the best crunk songs use guitar riffs from Slayer.

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I saw Iron Man 2. It was good,…

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I saw Iron Man 2. It was good, dialog was a bit weak at points, but good overall.

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Have you heard the rumor that …

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Have you heard the rumor that all BP gas nozzles are covered in dog feces? Well can you spread that rumor around?

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I’m in the middle of exchange …

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I’m in the middle of exchange 2010 migration, IE I would almost rather be dead.

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MorbidMemo.com: Dennis Hopper …

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MorbidMemo.com: Dennis Hopper dies http://www.morbidmemo.com/?p=226

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RT @ssistos: #everfart so bad,…

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RT @ssistos: #everfart so bad, you confuse google?

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Then the CNN guy said, “both s…

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Then the CNN guy said, “both songs have rolling stone in the title and its on rolling stone magazine I don’t know about that” moron.

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the # 2 song was from the Roll…

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the # 2 song was from the Rolling Stones “Can’t get no satisfaction”.

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they were going over the list …

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they were going over the list of the top 500 songs picked by rolling stone magazine.

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Guy on CNN didn’t know the Bob…

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Guy on CNN didn’t know the Bob Dylan song “Like a Rolling Stone”. I feel rather angry about that.

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This was the busiest week I’ve…

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This was the busiest week I’ve had in a while. Lots accomplished, but still around 70% more to go.

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@ssistos It always comes back …

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@ssistos It always comes back to highlander =

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MorbidMemo.com: Gary Coleman D…

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MorbidMemo.com: Gary Coleman Died http://www.morbidmemo.com/?p=224

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Psychedelic symbol in Botticel…

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Psychedelic symbol in Botticelli’s Venus and Mars http://bit.ly/bKedHZ a story for @joerogan

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RT @GoddessGeek: Christopher H…

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RT @GoddessGeek: Christopher Hitchens at Brazos Bookstore July 8 – Houston Skeptic Society http://bit.ly/bORwWQ

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Professing your love by changi…

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Professing your love by changing your facebook status, is the new getting tattoos of each others name

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Listening to part 2 of the @ma…

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Listening to part 2 of the @marcmaron podcast with carlos mencia. He (mencia) really is swiming for answers, total douche.

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Giant bug attacks houston http…

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Giant bug attacks houston http://tweetphoto.com/24165011

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New reality show starts today …

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New reality show starts today “So You Think You Can Commit Suicide?”

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If I had a choice between a dr…

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If I had a choice between a drano enemia and and working with the network team, I seriously think the drano wouldn’t hurt as bad.

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When things go wrong, you see …

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When things go wrong, you see who’s priorities are where

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13 hour day today, and it all …

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13 hour day today, and it all came down to a blocked smtp port #25 #checktheasarules

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How Cheetos are made http://bi…

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How Cheetos are made http://bit.ly/bVTHZa The most important article on the entire internet.

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#notetoself don’t write suicid…

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#notetoself don’t write suicide note in twitter, there is simply enough space to convey the pure lament that one is suffering currently and

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If I could take back all the s…

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If I could take back all the stupid things I’ve ever said, I would have never said anything ever.

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Today is Towel Day, and like H…

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Today is Towel Day, and like Hitch Hikers Guide: Don’t Panic.

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sometimes the jokes write them…

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sometimes the jokes write themselves.

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MorbidMemo.com: SLIPKNOT Bassi…

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MorbidMemo.com: SLIPKNOT Bassist Found Dead http://www.morbidmemo.com/?p=222

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Exchnage 2010 migration, I thi…

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Exchnage 2010 migration, I think I’ll try pulling my hair out to see if that works.

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I meant the hole in Bret Micha…

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I meant the hole in Bret Michael’s ‘heart’ proves it. But the last tweet also makes sense.

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I always knew Poison’s music d…

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I always knew Poison’s music didn’t have much heart, and the hole Bret Michael’s proves it.

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And I got to the end of wtfpod…

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And I got to the end of wtfpod.com and @marcmaron said the interview didn’t sit right with him. So Next episode is a follow up.

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Listening to carlos mencia on …

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Listening to carlos mencia on @wtfpod. I don’t know, he’s swimming for explanations, and seems insincere

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WTF Podcast with @marcmaron ha…

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WTF Podcast with @marcmaron has an interview with carlos mencia

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RT @Zaius13: An old lady at ch…

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RT @Zaius13: An old lady at church told me to shut my mouth! Like it’s even possible to masturbate with your mouth closed.

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It bothers me when someone say…

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It bothers me when someone says “I can’t wait for ‘X’” because they will have to wait regardless.

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How does the joke not get old?…

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How does the joke not get old? RT @ssistos: RED DEAD REDEMPTION is amazing. I just put my name in…..THRILLHOUSE!

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Geek Alphabet http://www.boing…

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Geek Alphabet http://www.boingboing.net/2010/05/21/geek-alphabet.html

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Slayer Performs “World Painted…

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Slayer Performs “World Painted Blood” on Jimmy Kimmel http://bit.ly/dqhHgF

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Like criminals in the night, t…

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Like criminals in the night, the texas school board passes their curriculum. They do it on a friday afternoon.

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Its not that oil is evil, its …

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Its not that oil is evil, its not, its the criminal negligence of BP. How are they still not in jail?

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Yahoo has Pong. RT @ssistos: O…

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Yahoo has Pong. RT @ssistos: Oh yeah, well BING has tic-tac-toe!! Beat that google.

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Jupiter lost a stripe, I guess…

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Jupiter lost a stripe, I guess it got a demotion. Ok, I’ll boo myself on that one.

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almost nothing better than to …

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almost nothing better than to be scheduled for a meeting, then get told you don’t need to go. Must be what getting out of prison feels like.

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SLAYER live on Jimmy Kimmel ht…

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SLAYER live on Jimmy Kimmel http://bit.ly/c8CBr1 “Hate World Wide”

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Setting up windows this mornin…

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Setting up windows this morning http://tweetphoto.com/23312157

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If you buy a presale ticket of…

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If you buy a presale ticket of sex and the city 2 on fandango, you get your period for free.

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