I was almost sold on the new n…
Apr/100
I was almost sold on the new nightmare on elm street, then I saw some freddy effects aren’t practicals but CGI. No thanks.
Thus ending an era RT @Goddess…
Apr/100
Thus ending an era RT @GoddessGeek: Gonorrhea May Become Untreatable as Antibiotics Wane, WHO Says http://bit.ly/daGQAj
Aside from the bigotry, the ta…
Apr/100
Aside from the bigotry, the taliban must also smell horrible.
The simpsons rerun is an HD ve…
Apr/100
The simpsons rerun is an HD version, but they are showing it in 16:9. #geek
RT @mdesi69: You catch more fl…
Apr/100
RT @mdesi69: You catch more flies with honey, and more zitty IT guys with timid, underdeveloped Asian girls.
What is the correlation betwee…
Apr/100
What is the correlation between yawning and meetings? What made the caveman yawn, when they didn’t have meetings?
RT @Brain_Wash: Everything I’v…
Apr/100
RT @Brain_Wash: Everything I’ve ever needed to know, I’ve learned on Twitter.No wonder my life is so fucked up.
“Organized Religion Is A Clown…
Apr/100
“Organized Religion Is A Clown Costume” – http://bit.ly/933yca
If only it were as easy as sel…
Apr/100
If only it were as easy as selling my soul to the devil to play guitar better.
Local school districts are fir…
Apr/100
Local school districts are firing teachers, and continential airlines charges for each bag you bring. Let’s make a choice.
So Houston is in a financial h…
Apr/100
So Houston is in a financial hole, but yet we are willing to bend over backwards with tax breaks for continental airlines
I’m actually using firefox and…
Apr/100
I’m actually using firefox and google to do real work, it’s almost laughable.
RT @conanobrienswyf: I try to …
Apr/100
RT @conanobrienswyf: I try to never eat anything organic. Except dirt. Lots and lots of organic dirt!
RT @squibble: Are they still c…
Apr/100
RT @squibble: Are they still called ‘love handles’ if no one is holding on to them?
my handwriting style has been …
Apr/100
my handwriting style has been referred to as “drunken chicken”
@EcstaticInstant yeah the airp…
Apr/100
@EcstaticInstant yeah the airport story was probably my favorite
@EcstaticInstant yeah the airp…
Apr/100
@EcstaticInstant yeah the airport story was probably my favorite
@EcstaticInstant yeah the airp…
Apr/100
@EcstaticInstant yeah the airport story was probably my favorite
@EcstaticInstant yeah the airp…
Apr/100
@EcstaticInstant yeah the airport story was probably my favorite
@EcstaticInstant yeah the airp…
Apr/100
@EcstaticInstant yeah the airport story was probably my favorite
@EcstaticInstant yeah the airp…
Apr/100
@EcstaticInstant yeah the airport story was probably my favorite
He gave me a gift, it says ‘st…
Apr/100
He gave me a gift, it says ‘stop talking’. He says its so convenient to give it to loud people. http://tweetphoto.com/20303968
#davidsedaris he said the mom …
Apr/100
#davidsedaris he said the mom got very mad at him for saying that. He also said he may try to turn you around but don’t let him.
#davidsedaris said to the girl…
Apr/100
#davidsedaris said to the girl, it doesn’t count if you do anal. And if he doesnt make eye contact it doesn’t count.
#davidsedaris said that a lady…
Apr/100
#davidsedaris said that a lady got mad at him for giving out a condom to her daughter
He told me that he gives out c…
Apr/100
He told me that he gives out condoms to teens, but does not want to be responsible for them loosing their virginity. #davidsedaris
He told me, a place this size …
Apr/100
He told me, a place this size has a washer and dryer so I’m doing my laundry right now.
It says ‘To Rudy a loner by ch…
Apr/100
It says ‘To Rudy a loner by choice David Sedaris’ http://tweetphoto.com/20302969
Seriously after meeting him he…
Apr/100
Seriously after meeting him he told me a quick story, I can go home. I haven’t laughed that hard in a few days. #davidsedaris
@GoddessGeek he’ll be back nex…
Apr/100
@GoddessGeek he’ll be back next year again in april, look on the spa website
Sometimes you see around the c…
Apr/100
Sometimes you see around the curtain and you really wish you hadn’t.
well at least Sandra Bullock a…
Apr/100
well at least Sandra Bullock and Bruno have something in common now.
Panda faking pregnancy http://…
Apr/100
Panda faking pregnancy http://www.livescience.com/animals/panda-faking-pregnancy-100428.html but I already bought a crib
I think noah’s ark will be fou…
Apr/100
I think noah’s ark will be found right after they find bigfoot.
looking at my first fully popu…
Apr/100
looking at my first fully populated cluster, the reality of how big its going to be sets in.
automatic video playing on a w…
Apr/100
automatic video playing on a website is a big #fail especially if its an ad
Coast guard may burn the oil s…
Apr/100
Coast guard may burn the oil slick in the gulf, IE a belated earth day gift
RT @CamelToad: #BaggedandBoard…
Apr/100
RT @CamelToad: #BaggedandBoarded 54 now online! The one in which I’m comedically baked. http://tinyurl.com/33eafa9
I’m watching NOVA and they sai…
Apr/100
I’m watching NOVA and they said people would be willing to pay more when they are sad (paraphrasing) thats crazy
So less than 12 hours I got th…
Apr/100
So less than 12 hours I got the paypal situation cleared up. Turns out I that was the only way to get a response.
my tweetdeck is broken, no ico…
Apr/100
my tweetdeck is broken, no icons are showing up. tweetdeck was fun while it lasted.