usually it sounds like Kabul o…
Dec/090
usually it sounds like Kabul outside by now, but it eeriely quiet out.
CBS News Fail RT @AtheistMedia…
Dec/090
CBS News Fail RT @AtheistMedia: CBS News: Astrological Predictions for 2010 http://bit.ly/5z8C17
The best thing about twitter f…
Dec/090
The best thing about twitter for me is I have a record into what I was thinking on any given day.
??Fun Fact: Cleaning out my el…
Dec/090
??Fun Fact: Cleaning out my electric razor, I found that I am mostly made up of battery acid #buynewblades
Twilight Zone Marathon is on. …
Dec/090
Twilight Zone Marathon is on. Man this show holds up like crazy
RT @ssistos: Please help bring…
Dec/090
RT @ssistos: Please help bring back the catch phrase, “Jive Turkey” for 2010…its time to bring it back
@AtheistMedia you’re very welc…
Dec/090
@AtheistMedia you’re very welcome. keep up thee great work on the site.
@ssistos and that will be the …
Dec/090
@ssistos and that will be the last douchey thing you’ll do in 2009
27-Megapixel Saturn Panoramic …
Dec/090
27-Megapixel Saturn Panoramic Image Makes Perfect Widescreen Desktop Background http://gizmodo.com/5437747/
so today there will be tweets …
Dec/090
so today there will be tweets saying ‘this is the last ___ of 2009″, but probably not me.
so today there will be tweets …
Dec/090
so today there will be tweets saying ‘this is the last ___ of 2009″, but probably not me.
I’m watching ‘the hangover’. Z…
Dec/090
I’m watching ‘the hangover’. Zach Galifianakis is the man of the year.
And there goes the rest of my …
Dec/090
And there goes the rest of my chance of a good nights sleep. RT @meara76: I only managed 89. http://bit.ly/EYBOE
I guess my days of taking powd…
Dec/090
I guess my days of taking powdered sugar in my underwear on airplanes is over.
These past few days have gone …
Dec/090
These past few days have gone by very slowly, I’m not sure if thats a good or bad thing.
since when is it new years eve…
Dec/090
since when is it new years eve NYE? we’ve gotten that lazy? I almost understand it in twitter for space, but I’ve heard it elsewhere.
RT @ssistos: I think “the view…
Dec/090
RT @ssistos: I think “the view” is now used as chemical castration
I’d rather get castrated with …
Dec/090
I’d rather get castrated with a broken bottle than watch “the view”
seriously, they have shown the…
Dec/090
seriously, they have shown the movie “manequin” every day for the past two weeks on e! such a bad movie.
I’m watching ‘Bottle Rocket’ L…
Dec/090
I’m watching ‘Bottle Rocket’ Luke/Owen Wilson’s first Film. And Wes Anderson’s first too.
@RDinWV that means the possums…
Dec/090
@RDinWV that means the possums and raccoons that live in there will be coming out.
huge amount of rain moving thr…
Dec/090
huge amount of rain moving through the area, already at the 2″ mark for the last 2 hours.
watch @joerogandotnet drop sci…
Dec/090
watch @joerogandotnet drop science on ustream http://bit.ly/5N6YlQ
I mean you’re surfing away on …
Dec/090
I mean you’re surfing away on your TV and one site you come across is infected in some way. What measures are there to protect the TV?
Having internet options on a T…
Dec/090
Having internet options on a TV is great, but it’s also another device that could be compromised.
the internet is one thing, the…
Dec/090
the internet is one thing, the real world is another. but more and more they are becoming homogeneous.
now that the president has mad…
Dec/090
now that the president has made a statement, the trolls will be out in full force
oh cool I got a RT from @danad…
Dec/090
oh cool I got a RT from @danadearmond be sure to check out her site at theinternetsgirlfriend.com
you need to listen to @marcmar…
Dec/090
you need to listen to @marcmaron on wtfpod.com, he has the guest @danadearmond. very interesting insights.
It’s interesting that I mentio…
Dec/090
It’s interesting that I mentioned shooting cops, and now I’m fighting crime in the last tweet.
instead of fighting crime, I s…
Dec/090
instead of fighting crime, I sit in front of my computer eating a multi-grain bagel.
I’m getting corpseoftheweek.co…
Dec/090
I’m getting corpseoftheweek.com 2010 ready, the things I do for you people.
this seems like it’s going to …
Dec/090
this seems like it’s going to be an interesting monday night game, so that means I fall asleep and miss all the good stuff.
@GoddessGeek thanks! 4 shoes, …
Dec/090
@GoddessGeek thanks! 4 shoes, shiny as when I bought them. evil x4
I should be out righting wrong…
Dec/090
I should be out righting wrongs, but instead I polished my shoes.
well of course al qaeda is goi…
Dec/090
well of course al qaeda is going to take credit for the lap idiot. what else do they have going for them?
I should be beating up old peo…
Dec/090
I should be beating up old people and shooting cops, but instead I bought some sweater vests on sale.
I feel much better, it’s a nic…
Dec/090
I feel much better, it’s a nice day, I have the day off, I’m american so that means I go shopping.
I’m watching a documentary “Th…
Dec/090
I’m watching a documentary “The Staircase”. riveting watch, gotta wait on the second part on netflix.
breaking: “lion king arrested …
Dec/090
breaking: “lion king arrested on a flight. passengers over heard him saying he wanted to be king and took it as a threat”
I’m tired of hearing “better s…
Dec/090
I’m tired of hearing “better safe than sorry” that just means you don’t mind giving it all away