#notetoself an edible arrangem…

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#notetoself an edible arrangement is not a good gift for someone who just got lap band surgery

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follow @fireland there is some…

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follow @fireland there is some hilarious stuff there

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in the Houston mayoral race, G…

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in the Houston mayoral race, Gene Locke is a bigot. I’m voting for Parker.

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out of the 30 or so followers …

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out of the 30 or so followers I’ve gotten in the last month, I think 2 are actual people.

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I like the new followers colum…

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I like the new followers column in tweet deck, so I can see the new “make money on twitter” followers I have.

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and the new retweet feature sh…

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and the new retweet feature shows in the latest version of tweet deck

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Learn to swim, I’ll see you do…

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Learn to swim, I’ll see you down in Arizona Bay http://bit.ly/7jYW8z #musicmonday

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MorbidMemo.com: Bionic Bottom …

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MorbidMemo.com: Bionic Bottom http://www.morbidmemo.com/?p=136

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RT @CraigKausen: “I think it’s…

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RT @CraigKausen: “I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.” – George Carlin

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I think I’m going to start ref…

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I think I’m going to start referring to myself in the 3rd person, but rudy has reservations about it.

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#notetoself cyber monday is NO…

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#notetoself cyber monday is NOT what I thought it was.

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I love to see the right that s…

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I love to see the right that said “support the president regardless” during the bush admin. now complain about the obama war plan.

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I would suspect those are DIGG…

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I would suspect those are DIGG fans of Corpse of the Week. A site almost never advertise.

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I have 2 fans on DIGG, that’s …

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I have 2 fans on DIGG, that’s mind blowing to me.

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Disturbing = the reason youtub…

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Disturbing = the reason youtube was invented RT @meara76:This is disturbing, chimp forces frog to fellate him http://bit.ly/SPNjb

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I don’t like the C word, you k…

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I don’t like the C word, you know ‘coagulation’. thickening of the blood just irks me

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I don’t want tweet cloud to ha…

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I don’t want tweet cloud to have access to my account, so I’ll make up my top three words “purple/monkey/dishwasher”

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RT @GoddessGeek: Please RT! H…

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RT @GoddessGeek: Please RT! Holiday Shopping with Amazon? Help the @JREF! « Space City Skeptics http://bit.ly/64Vvox

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RT @CamelToad: The new site is…

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RT @CamelToad: The new site is up! Check back daily for new comics! http://tinyurl.com/yga64nw Please Rt!

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I couldn’t see the TV clearly …

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I couldn’t see the TV clearly and started getting nervous, then I remembered I took my contacts off.

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Depending on how much you eat …

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Depending on how much you eat on thanksgiving, your black friday can quickly turn to brown.

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well tweetphoto appears to be …

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well tweetphoto appears to be down

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http://tweetphoto.com/dea5ab C…

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http://tweetphoto.com/dea5ab Caught and released this 10″ angel fish

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http://tweetphoto.com/ab3515 C…

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http://tweetphoto.com/ab3515 Cool breezy and no fish so far

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You know @ssistos brought up t…

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You know @ssistos brought up the concept of sexy lady dolphins. I’ll keep my eyes peeled for one.

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My 3G coverqge is weak with TM…

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Nov/09
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My 3G coverqge is weak with TMobile, but I never expected it to be too strong.

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I have an idea, its cold and c…

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I have an idea, its cold and conditions aren’t great, let’s go fishing. Never said it was a good idea.

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Last year I somehow ended up b…

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Last year I somehow ended up buying some stuff at a store. TV was the order for today.

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so I can get about 3 full days…

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so I can get about 3 full days of regular use out of my blackberry bold 9700

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shuttle is landing

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shuttle is landing

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that maria bamford on the new …

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that maria bamford on the new target commercials http://bit.ly/5sLvX2 great comedian

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RT @DougBenson: Have a great A…

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RT @DougBenson: Have a great African-American Friday everybody.

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cut it twice, Texas v Texas A&…

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cut it twice, Texas v Texas A&M, shaping up to be an interesting game

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Twixtreme cut me off, Texas v …

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Twixtreme cut me off, Texas v Texas A

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Two football games tonight, th…

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Two football games tonight, the NFL game and a Texas institution Texas v Texas A

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I doubt Dr. Dre’s medical cred…

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I doubt Dr. Dre’s medical credentials

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the cowboy cheerleaders dancin…

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the cowboy cheerleaders dancing along with the music just seems odd

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sad bald guys seem to be on a …

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sad bald guys seem to be on a 7 year cycle in the music industry

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whiney bald headed guys singin…

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whiney bald headed guys singing song about how sad they are have become popular again

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dear cowboys, please don’t giv…

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dear cowboys, please don’t give me heart burn kthxbye

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first of 3 football games toda…

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first of 3 football games today is on IE great

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I watched 5 minutes of speed r…

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I watched 5 minutes of speed racer. and after I got up off the floor from my seizure, it wasn’t that interesting of a movie.

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when the junk gets to the bott…

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when the junk gets to the bottom edge of my monitor obstructing my view, time to clean my desk.

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What if HP made R2-D2 http://b…

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What if HP made R2-D2 http://bit.ly/7XcPZ1

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Are dave mathews and jimmy fal…

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Are dave mathews and jimmy fallon the same person?

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kirk cameron is a total idiot,…

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kirk cameron is a total idiot, I can’t say that enough.

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RT @AtheistMedia: The Kirk Cam…

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RT @AtheistMedia: The Kirk Cameron Action Kit http://bit.ly/5KKDGI

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RT @GoddessGeek: Turkey, trypt…

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RT @GoddessGeek: Turkey, tryptophan, and a Thanksgiving myth « Space City Skeptics http://bit.ly/7zZigs

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my windows 7 idea was to have …

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my windows 7 idea was to have a single price with a single version. I guess microsoft ignored my idea. #windows7wasntmyidea

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my windows 7 idea was to have …

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my windows 7 idea was to have a single price with a single version. I guess microsoft ignored my idea. #windows7wasntmyidea

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