If cows could talk, their tong…
Oct/090
If cows could talk, their tongues would probably taste better.
Seems that it’s slowed down, p…
Oct/090
Seems that it’s slowed down, probably around 80 kids tonight
It’s see your breath cold outs…
Oct/090
It’s see your breath cold outside now, so I may see a ghost with a coat on
Got a good flow of kids, any o…
Oct/090
Got a good flow of kids, any other day and I’d be put away for saying that
I guess I must have been 9 or …
Oct/090
I guess I must have been 9 or so when I dressed as a ghostbuster
I dressed as a football player…
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I dressed as a football player (Houston oiler of course) when I was 8
Got batman asking for candy, I…
Oct/090
Got batman asking for candy, I always thought he was taller and older.
Scariest show on TV tonight, “…
Oct/090
Scariest show on TV tonight, “I didn’t know I was pregnant”
Unless you’re Bill Murray,Dan …
Oct/090
Unless you’re Bill Murray,Dan Aykroyd,Harold Ramis,Ernie Hudson you’re NOT a ghostbuster. you’re just a moron chasing shadows.
Fall back an hour this Sunday….
Oct/090
Fall back an hour this Sunday. IE I wake up at 5:30 and brood and extra hour.
I used to love halloween, unti…
Oct/090
I used to love halloween, until 8 friends of mine were killed in a huge car wreck in on halloween.
RT @smosier: Holy AWESOME! @st…
Oct/090
RT @smosier: Holy AWESOME! @starktoons has done it again! Animated SMOD!! http://tiny.cc/VxLel Genius!! That made me cry.
I got my ticket for @thatkevin…
Oct/090
I got my ticket for @thatkevinsmith show in Houston March 5th
All on iTunes: @GregFitzShow @…
Oct/090
All on iTunes: @GregFitzShow @marcmaron @thatkevinsmith @kevinpollak @dougbenson @adamcarolla @kenplume all have great podcasts
I somehow went from no podcast…
Oct/090
I somehow went from no podcast listening to listening to quite a few podcasts. all comedy related.
RT @BadAstronomer: Via @Skepti…
Oct/090
RT @BadAstronomer: Via @SkepticsGuide: The backwards-walking cheerleader case is almost certainly not vaccine-related! http://bit.ly/35gFck
RT @ssistos: http://twitpic.co…
Oct/090
RT @ssistos: http://twitpic.com/nih5e – Old business cards + down time = Monolith of Boredom
multiple things factor in toda…
Oct/090
multiple things factor in today for people not showing up to work. Friday/Rain/cold, and later today it will clear up and be really nice.
went to bed and it was 82 (~28…
Oct/090
went to bed and it was 82 (~28C), and woke up to 54 (~12C) temps
It’s that time of the week whe…
Oct/090
It’s that time of the week where I gush about how brilliant 30 Rock is.
they interrupted ‘community’ t…
Oct/090
they interrupted ‘community’ to tell of a tornado warning, it was funnier than community.