Patent Pending RT @ssistos: If…
Sep/090
Patent Pending RT @ssistos: If I had any musical talent, which I don’t. My band name would be, Madulla Oblongata Davida…
#notetoself always look at and…
Sep/090
#notetoself always look at and hold the seat before sitting down.
RT @CamelToad: Please RT! Bagg…
Sep/090
RT @CamelToad: Please RT! Bagged & Boarded 35 now online (with special contests and features this week!) http://tiny.cc/te4Rn
RT @DougBenson: Last night I d…
Sep/090
RT @DougBenson: Last night I dreamt that I swallowed a pillow. I woke up and I was fucking a marshmallow. #nosnacksinbed
RT @CraigKausen: Please vote f…
Sep/090
RT @CraigKausen: Please vote for Chuck Jones Gallery: under Best New Business and Best Gallery: http://bit.ly/lampie
if you are on twitter and take…
Sep/090
if you are on twitter and take yourself seriously, do yourself a favor and stop it.
thus proving twitter is a plac…
Sep/090
thus proving twitter is a place that should not take is self seriously
there is a magic 8 ball on twi…
Sep/090
there is a magic 8 ball on twitter, it replies to you with an api
but Michael J. Fox is an artis…
Sep/090
but Michael J. Fox is an artist with shake and bake though
Michael J. Fox ‘s encore dance…
Sep/090
Michael J. Fox ‘s encore dance will be to “shake shake shake”
RT @ssistos: Michael J. Fox to…
Sep/090
RT @ssistos: Michael J. Fox to debut on Dancing with the Stars…his signature dance will be “The Hippie, Hippie Shake”.
it’s amazing how much hair and…
Sep/090
it’s amazing how much hair and crumbs are in my keyboard. I think its the only thing holding it together.
RT @pennsays: September 30th i…
Sep/090
RT @pennsays: September 30th is “Blasphemy Day” and, well, I’m doing my part. There is no god. There is no god. http://bit.ly/16KPEP
RT @ssistos: Gotta love those …
Sep/090
RT @ssistos: Gotta love those crazy Tibetans….http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sky_burial
RT @TheRealOderus: GWAR surfac…
Sep/090
RT @TheRealOderus: GWAR surfaces in Houston, Texas, holocaust is imminent!
So facebook has become myspace…
Sep/090
So facebook has become myspace, and twitter is becoming facebook
Saw the start of “accidentally…
Sep/090
Saw the start of “accidentally on purpose” and they said “I’d better update my facebook status”. One word, canceled.
#notetoself : farting the alph…
Sep/090
#notetoself : farting the alphabet not a good item to add to resume
What’s worse than a person tex…
Sep/090
What’s worse than a person texting behind the wheel? A jerk behind the wheel. Why aren’t there laws against that?
CNN has a story about how to s…
Sep/090
CNN has a story about how to solve sleep problems. One is acupuncture, FAIL.
http://bit.ly/2oRUMa SLAYER: ‘…
Sep/090
http://bit.ly/2oRUMa SLAYER: ‘World Painted Blood’ Title Track Available For Streaming #musicmonday
I will say “send and sip” ever…
Sep/090
I will say “send and sip” every time I send a tweet from now on. #simpsonsgeek
Yes there is now a Confucius s…
Sep/090
Yes there is now a Confucius sculpture in Houston. Suck on that China. http://bit.ly/HJf8z
http://pic.gd/7fc8b1 David Cro…
Sep/090
http://pic.gd/7fc8b1 David Cross audio book ‘I Drink for a Reason”
http://pic.gd/0861d2 My copy o…
Sep/090
http://pic.gd/0861d2 My copy of the new Richard Dawkins book ‘Greatest Show on Earth”
lots of bots out. the api rule…
Sep/090
lots of bots out. the api rules, need to be tightened down. We need captcha possibly.
RT @GoddessGeek: WIN – when is…
Sep/090
RT @GoddessGeek: WIN – when is dinner? – Multiple dinners, some baked and some fried.
The 36″ 22lb redfish I caught …
Sep/090
The 36″ 22lb redfish I caught today. HQ picture. http://pic.gd/6e9fb6
http://pic.gd/94c6c7 This boat…
Sep/090
http://pic.gd/94c6c7 This boat is around 400 yards and is going really fast
http://pic.gd/dd067e Seawolf p…
Sep/090
http://pic.gd/dd067e Seawolf park TX, the dolphin are around