Thanks man, now whats wrong wi…
Jul/090
Thanks man, now whats wrong with the rest of you? RT @RDinWV: @Rudiology Who ever the crap you are, you are one humorous dude ! Keep it up.
musician’s friend jacked me ov…
Jul/090
musician’s friend jacked me over, only got one set of picks I ordered. emailed customer support, lets see what they say.
remember to say #happysysadmi…
Jul/090
remember to say #happysysadminday before you leave the office today, we are people too.
219.99 for an upgrade of windo…
Jul/090
219.99 for an upgrade of windows to 7. Microsoft Tax in full effect.
it took 18months, but I finall…
Jul/090
it took 18months, but I finally spilled something on my desk. sweetleaf tea is stickier than you think.
Guess it was a bad day to buy …
Jul/090
Guess it was a bad day to buy a big pile of sugar and put it on the front lawn.
RT @ssistos: Sharing a communa…
Jul/090
RT @ssistos: Sharing a communal microwave at work is the equivlent of sharing communal underwear…its just down right repugnant shit!
But a funnier action RT @An_Ir…
Jul/090
But a funnier action RT @An_Irish_Brit: probed is a funny word
RT @DougBenson: would like to …
Jul/090
RT @DougBenson: would like to get together with Obama for a weed summit. Biden and the professor can come too. But no cops!
so repeat after me #happyadmi…
Jul/090
so repeat after me #happyadminday . see, I knew you could do it.
But all of that can be avoided…
Jul/090
But all of that can be avoided by saying #happyadminday . see how easy that is?
I bet you haven’t said it, and…
Jul/090
I bet you haven’t said it, and in turn they will read all of your emails, disable accounts, and hack your twitter account and post falsities
have you said #happyadminday …
Jul/090
have you said #happyadminday to your computer people today?
tradition is just another way …
Jul/090
tradition is just another way of saying, “I really don’t know what I’m doing”
RT @ssistos: Man, toilets are …
Jul/090
RT @ssistos: Man, toilets are expensive, but I want the shitter that makes me feel like a gargoyle perched on the side of a building!
someone in the office just cal…
Jul/090
someone in the office just called me roy, he stopped turned around and pointed at me and said “wait, rudy”
128gig flash drive for 399.99,…
Jul/090
128gig flash drive for 399.99, and in a year they will be free with a fillup.
Did I have to say “his” or cou…
Jul/090
Did I have to say “his” or could you guess it was a man who did that?
One astronaut wore his under w…
Jul/090
One astronaut wore his under ware for a month for an experiment in the space station. Testing out new high tech clothing.
I follow football rather close…
Jul/090
I follow football rather closely, but I never say “we won” in reference to the local team. That goes for all sports.
#everfart so bad you make a kl…
Jul/090
#everfart so bad you make a klan member attend the source awards?
I feel better now that I lost …
Jul/090
I feel better now that I lost another 12 followers in the last few hours.
RT @CraigKausen: Chuck Jones B…
Jul/090
RT @CraigKausen: Chuck Jones Blog: Chuck Jones: Wile E. Van Gogh http://bit.ly/emqHu
the only time I don’t want a d…
Jul/090
the only time I don’t want a doughnut is when I have doughnuts in both hands and one in my mouth.
you could come in shooting or …
Jul/090
you could come in shooting or have your dog poop right in the center of the office and as long as you bring doughnuts it cool with me.
if you bring doughnuts to the …
Jul/090
if you bring doughnuts to the office, I will turn a blind eye to what ever horrible thing you are doing or trying to do
Instead of just a chip on the …
Jul/090
Instead of just a chip on the shoulder, do the British get Fish and Chips on their shoulders?
do you think people at google …
Jul/090
do you think people at google are googling “tree branch + coma + survival rate”? http://bit.ly/dFioz
thats right, billions of dolla…
Jul/090
thats right, billions of dollars of infrastructure to tell you my love of doughnuts, suck on that iran peace.
actually I do want a doughnut,…
Jul/090
actually I do want a doughnut, but I just can’t say yes because of the doughnut in my mouth
actually I do want a doughnut,…
Jul/090
actually I do want a doughnut, but I just can’t say yes because of the doughnut in my mouth
the only time I don’t want a d…
Jul/090
the only time I don’t want a doughnut is when I have doughnuts in both hands and one in my mouth.
you could come in shooting or …
Jul/090
you could come in shooting or have your dog poop right in the center of the office and as long as you bring doughnuts it cool with me.
Instead of just a chip on the …
Jul/090
Instead of just a chip on the shoulder, do the British get Fish and Chips on their shoulders?
the other day at the dentist, …
Jul/090
the other day at the dentist, they had the radio on with soft talk/music on. why do people still listen to the radio?