So the nic doesn’t work out of…
Mar/100
So the nic doesn’t work out of the box? Great, thanks for nothing Dell.
I’d like to thank the Dell sup…
Mar/100
I’d like to thank the Dell support website for being so absolutely terrible.
I just keep hitting walls, tod…
Mar/100
I just keep hitting walls, today I will figure out why these nics aren’t showing up #geek
MorbidMemo.com: Corey Haim htt…
Mar/100
MorbidMemo.com: Corey Haim http://www.morbidmemo.com/?p=192
A woman is talking about a bad…
Mar/100
A woman is talking about a bad trip. It’s clearly a case of her ego trying to take over.
LSD was given to scientists to…
Mar/100
LSD was given to scientists to help solve problems, it helped and made them more creative.
Nat Geo Explorer: “Inside LSD”…
Mar/100
Nat Geo Explorer: “Inside LSD”. Yeah, that really is the subject.
RT @AtheistMedia: Jim Jefferie…
Mar/100
RT @AtheistMedia: Jim Jefferies on Religion http://bit.ly/961cxK
I don’t have a dog in this fig…
Mar/100
I don’t have a dog in this fight #oldsayingsweshouldbringback
I sent Dolphin in a text messa…
Mar/100
I sent Dolphin in a text message to 44144, and got a free can of tuna
but now that I mentioned spamb…
Mar/100
but now that I mentioned spambots, I’ll probably get a few today
Ok dropped from 153 to 138, af…
Mar/100
Ok dropped from 153 to 138, after getting all the spambots. Or at least I think I got all the spam bots.
@meara76 you could get some mo…
Mar/100
@meara76 you could get some mozzarealla and olive oil to go with your eye
I’m finally getting around to …
Mar/100
I’m finally getting around to pruning the spam bots off my account, I should have around 7 people when I’m done
And of course the lord of the …
Mar/100
And of course the lord of the rings references are there. Good usage of the characters.
This episode of The Big Bang T…
Mar/100
This episode of The Big Bang Theory, is like the ep of the simpsons where they bought a comic and is destroyed their friendship
out of all the places in the w…
Mar/100
out of all the places in the world, that would be in ONE place I wouldn’t be surprised that something like that happened.
The Rodeo is going on in Houst…
Mar/100
The Rodeo is going on in Houston, a bull got loose yesterday and ran around. The news anchors were surprised that it happened.
So it seems that the 10 Billio…
Mar/100
So it seems that the 10 Billionth tweet was from a protected account, so theres no public record of it. Thats really funny.
#notetoself “No Fat Chicks” no…
Mar/100
#notetoself “No Fat Chicks” not a good name for my new show on Lifetime Television
#notetoself ‘metro-sexual’ has…
Mar/100
#notetoself ‘metro-sexual’ has nothing to do with public transportation.
Praying mantis vs. Hummingbird…
Mar/100
Praying mantis vs. Hummingbird http://bit.ly/9P8BnD WHO YA GOT!?
The second oldest person in th…
Mar/100
The second oldest person in the world died. They’re dropping like flies.
I ate at an english pub yester…
Mar/100
I ate at an english pub yesterday http://redlionhouston.com/ really great fish and chips
So out of 24 categories shown …
Mar/100
So out of 24 categories shown last night, I got 12 right. As batting avg its awesome, as shooting avg its terrible. 50% isn’t too bad.
RT @eddiepepitone: if you told…
Mar/100
RT @eddiepepitone: if you told me I would be tweeting during the oscars a few years ago I would’ve punched you in the face.
I did it last year to get a lo…
Mar/100
I did it last year to get a lot of tweets under my belt and this year is no different. But I did see a few of the movies this year.
Writing (original screenplay):…
Mar/100
Writing (original screenplay): Inglourious Basterds. This movie better shine here.
Writing (adapted screenplay): …
Mar/100
Writing (adapted screenplay): Precious, it’ll be more interesting if it didn’t win
Sound Editing: Avatar. Again i…
Mar/100
Sound Editing: Avatar. Again it will shine in these types of categories.
Short Film (live action): Mira…
Mar/100
Short Film (live action): Miracle Fish. Blind pick, like the title.
Short Film (Animated): The Lad…
Mar/100
Short Film (Animated): The Lady and the Reaper, they like giving it to foreign films.
Music: Nine, guaranteeing anot…
Mar/100
Music: Nine, guaranteeing another few years of musicals, oh great.